The gas. I’ve heard people talk about pregnant women being gassy, but it still doesn’t prepare you for the reality. Dear God, it’s unreal, this gas. It can strike anywhere, anytime. Not even after a bout of food poisoning have I had gas like this. I’ve even frightened my dogs. Hell, I’ve startled myself several times, and I knew it was coming.

Un-f-ing believable…..

I’m just saying.

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