Apparently, my mouth doesn’t like to stay shut these days, and if I’m not venting here it’s still going to happen in real life.  Venting here won’t get me fired or divorced, I figure.   So, I’m just going to say something about spandex and go.

Why is it the only people wearing it are the ones who really, really shouldn’t?  Why haven’t we evolved any further than this by now?  Who thinks it’s a good idea to go to the store wearing tights and a jogbra?  Do they realize that they look like an exploded can of frozen biscuits?  Some things you just can’t unsee…..

I’m done.